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iignatz:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

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prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

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straightboyfriend:

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

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rockbusted:

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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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parliamentaryinquiry:

durbikins:

twitch-eaglehart:

durbikins:

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck?
can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

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slavery:

killuo:

slavery:

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

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cathper:

Me: this coffee is a bit too hot

Brewster: I will beat you senseless if you do not drink it now

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