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lmaonade:

xtec:

lmaonade:

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

(via thebootydiaries)

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

(via thebootydiaries)

eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

(via illegalaustralien)

hotvampireadjacent:

queeridiotcore:

softmuke:

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

(via ecooli)

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

kindergartensoap:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

kindergartensoap:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

You should probably let fungus consume you

Just my opinion feel free to disagree

can i disagree?

Up to you, I wouldn’t though

ghdb fuck okay.., i think ,,i disagree :/

Hmm okay *marks something down on a clipboard and walks away*

(via rigga-morris-girl)